are you there god? it's me, dex...listen god, i need a fucking job, god, and one without bed bugs and shame, god, so i can spend eight bucks to go see 'stranger than paradise' with my friends, god.
hey, thanks for the good advice, god. and thanks for your prompt attention to my film series-related problem.
you may want to have jesus or one of the angels show you how to turn the caps lock key on and off, you know, when you answer people's prayers in the comments section of blogs in the future.
Why don't you simply take the $8 from the cash register of that videostore? No one will really care and you can always put it back at a different time. C'mon, no one's gonna know. And besides, you owe it to yourself, what with all your hard work in school and at the videostore. Go ahead, go to the movies.
Yours, The Devil
P.S.- pay close attention to the guy in the white t-shirt. His hands are not between two pillows, if you know what I mean.
Patrick went to NYU film school and knows all the secrets of the Dharma. More of Pat's film writing can be found here and here.
Andrew and Ligature are a glamorous couple straight out of a Woody Allen flick.
Joaquin is a filmmaker, 9 to 5 cubicle fodder and a licensed joyologist.
Aaron is a media connoisseur, pop culture aficionado, and with his friend, "Madame," entertains children of all ages throughout Capitol Hill.
Chad works in film, and really likes 'Super Troopers.'
Dex broods day after day on his cunning plan to get a date with Natalie Portman. His past writing on politics, the environment, and life during the Age of Dubya may be found here.
Pike Bishop can milk a cow, dress a gunshot wound, and saddle a horse. He once punched a bear for sassin' him.
Amber will blind you with science and hit you with technology.
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As always, I will be there for this final film of the series. Anybody else?
are you there god? it's me, dex...listen god, i need a fucking job, god, and one without bed bugs and shame, god, so i can spend eight bucks to go see 'stranger than paradise' with my friends, god.
please god. or you'll have me to deal with.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHECK THE VHS COPY OUT FOR FREE FROM YOUR VIDEOSTORE AND SAVE YOURSELF 8-BUCKS?!
LOVE,
GOD
P.S.
IGNORE THE FUNNY LOOKING MAN IN THE AVATAR.
hey, thanks for the good advice, god. and thanks for your prompt attention to my film series-related problem.
you may want to have jesus or one of the angels show you how to turn the caps lock key on and off, you know, when you answer people's prayers in the comments section of blogs in the future.
Hello Dex. It's me again.
Why don't you simply take the $8 from the cash register of that videostore? No one will really care and you can always put it back at a different time. C'mon, no one's gonna know. And besides, you owe it to yourself, what with all your hard work in school and at the videostore. Go ahead, go to the movies.
Yours,
The Devil
P.S.- pay close attention to the guy in the white t-shirt. His hands are not between two pillows, if you know what I mean.
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