"EVERYONE REMAIN CALM!" - Denver's Zombie Crawl 10/18/08

The undead have arrived. They're everywhere. I advise you to gather your guns, machetes, plenty of water and wear dark, tight-fitting clothing. And your running shoes. Head for the plains. Stay in a group. And always remember to somehow puncture the brain.

For more helpful hints on how to survive a zombie infestation, I suggest picking up a copy of Max Brook's The Zombie Survival Guide from your local bookstore on your way outta town. Trust me, it will save your life.

Video courtesy of Ryan Kelley.